Drowned in a car accident since the age of five, Tim is believed to have latent super-human abilities involving the manipulation of bathroom furniture.

Well known for his party trick of getting drunk while not at a party.
Likes: toothbrushes, 'ribbed for his pleasure' condoms.
Dislikes: Luxembourg, Kirk Cameron's overly inflated ego

Steve had to overcome several obstacles to become truly proficient in the art of percussion, including but not limited to a winning smile, great hair, and a lovely sense of humor.

I don't think there's anyone like Richard on the planet, except perhaps in Israel. Infamous for transcending the concept of 'indie.'
Likes: black people, saying "Hey now."
Dislikes: The reply, "You're an all-star."